About Laserbeam-Shooting Helicopter-Tailed Comic Squirrels That Can Turn Invisible and Anal Buttsex [08:57:02] Milu  ~  You: so - have you got a small picture of yourself then? ;3 [08:57:56] Jorm, inspir: it's up, I am actually a cartoon squirrel [08:58:19] Milu  ~  You: xDDD [08:58:59] Jorm, inspir: it's not easy being a cartoon squirrel [08:59:54] Milu  ~  You: i know. i guess you're head is so oversized that you fall on your face every third step. and you're eyes haven't got pupils so i guess you're blind? [09:00:00] Milu  ~  You: XD [09:00:34] Jorm, inspir: yes, although my eyes can shoot cool laserbeams tho [09:01:12] Jorm, inspir: I actually did the lasershow in the latest pink floyd tour [09:01:34] Milu  ~  You: WHOA [09:01:39] Milu  ~  You: how much did you get paid? [09:01:46] Milu  ~  You: LOOK AT THIS! MY STEREO IS WORKING AGAIN! WOHOO [09:01:52] Jorm, inspir: 1500 pounds of nuts [09:02:52] Milu  ~  You: oi, so now you're bound to get fat :D [09:03:03] Milu  ~  You: how do i transform one music format into another? [09:03:23] Jorm, inspir: who says I'm not already fat? [09:03:36] Milu  ~  You: you look thin on the picture. [09:03:40] Milu  ~  You: one stupid question [09:03:48] Jorm, inspir: looks can be deceiving [09:03:58] Jorm, inspir: I weigh 500 pounds [09:04:14] Jorm, inspir: I'm a 500 pound cartoon squirrel with laserbeam eyes [09:04:19] Milu  ~  You: i've got a cd with tracks my discman can't read, is it enough to rip them to pc and burn them onto another cd with the program i usually use for burning cds hesse is able to read? [09:04:24] Milu  ~  You: scary~ [09:04:26] Milu  ~  You: :D [09:05:24] Jorm, inspir: should do the trick I think, not sure tho, but it seems like something that should work [09:05:43] Milu  ~  You: ok [09:06:38] Jorm, inspir: I also have a fluffy tail that turns into a helicopter [09:06:56] Milu  ~  You: does that hurt? [09:07:18] Jorm, inspir: only if I'm running with my tail between my legs when it does that [09:07:30] Milu  ~  You: ouch [09:07:31] Milu  ~  You: xd [09:07:35] Jorm, inspir: helicopter blades are murder to ones testicles [09:08:47] Jorm, inspir: not to the legs cause I got bulletproof legs [09:08:56] Jorm, inspir: that are also helicopterblade resistant [09:09:19] Milu  ~  You: must look stupid when youre flying [09:09:20] Milu  ~  You: :D [09:09:37] Milu  ~  You: i don't know how to draw a helicopter. this one looks like a whale that's about to puke [09:09:55] Jorm, inspir: no it doesn't look stupid cause I can turn invisible [09:10:00] Jorm, inspir: didn't I mention that? [09:10:11] Milu  ~  You: nooo you forgot the most important part! [09:10:20] Milu  ~  You: what happens to the people inside when you turn invisible? [09:10:56] Jorm, inspir: they slowly mutate into grapefruits [09:11:18] Milu  ~  You: whoa [09:11:23] Milu  ~  You: cannibalistic [09:11:23] Jorm, inspir: and every 7th person becomes a banana [09:11:28] Milu  ~  You: that's cool [09:11:49] Milu  ~  You: i want a helicopter tail of my own, i love sucking grapefruits! (buhu) [09:11:56] Milu  ~  You: are you high? :D [09:12:16] Jorm, inspir: not right now, cause my tail isn't a helicopter atm [09:12:23] Milu  ~  You: LOL [09:13:23] Jorm, inspir: I can't just fly by flapping my arms you know, that's totally unrealistic [09:13:40] Milu  ~  You: so what do you do all day? hopping up trees and burying your 1500 pounds of nuts so you won't find them when winter comes? [09:15:07] Jorm, inspir: no they are in my secret underground undersea lab where I conduct experiments on crossing chickens with dolphins, or as I like to call them dolickens [09:15:17] Milu  ~  You: sounds sexually sick [09:15:35] Jorm, inspir: I also record videos and put them on a paysite on the internet [09:15:39] Jorm, inspir: to fund my research [09:15:41] Milu  ~  You: ho ho ho [09:15:55] Milu  ~  You: thats cool. what will you do with them when thjey're [09:15:57] Milu  ~  You: perfect? [09:16:11] Jorm, inspir: www.hotkinkydolphinchickensex.org.y [09:16:33] Jorm, inspir: teach them to sing and form a boysband [09:19:33] Milu  ~  You: sweeeeeeeet [09:19:54] Milu  ~  You: like these friggin boybands from all the sucking casting shows [09:20:10] Jorm, inspir: that's actually the title of our new single [09:20:16] Milu  ~  You: aww [09:20:20] Jorm, inspir: did it already leak out on the internet? [09:20:40] Milu  ~  You: no, i've got telechinese abilities to read thoughts and everything [09:20:50] Milu  ~  You: i am actually milu of the telechinese [09:21:09] Milu  ~  You: and though i live in japan, we're enemies of the telejapanese [09:21:17] Jorm, inspir: there is no such thing as a telechinese [09:21:24] Milu  ~  You: honestly, how do you spell telekinetisch in english :D [09:21:45] Jorm, inspir: telekinetic [09:21:51] Milu  ~  You: ah ja xD [09:22:07] Jorm, inspir: jaja [09:22:34] Jorm, inspir: I also fight crime together with Kirsten, milkmaid of the alps [09:23:11] Jorm, inspir: cause we figure if we are going to commit crime we don't want any lowlife criminals running in our way so we put them all in jail first [09:24:05] Milu  ~  You: oh, she sounds sweet, u got piccus of her? [09:24:23] Jorm, inspir: I think so, lemme check [09:28:02] Jorm, inspir: there she is [09:28:24] Milu  ~  You: ah, what a brat xD [09:28:35] Milu  ~  You: i bet she dyes her hair!! [09:29:50] Jorm, inspir: and her boobs are fake too [09:29:55] Milu  ~  You: LOL! [09:29:59] Milu  ~  You: and her shoes SUCK [09:30:25] Jorm, inspir: her shoes aren't all on there [09:30:38] Milu  ~  You: oh [09:30:42] Milu  ~  You: thats her fucking feet?! [09:32:13] Jorm, inspir: yes, she has a condition called toeitis extrahairitis [09:32:24] Jorm, inspir: albinoitis [09:32:36] Milu  ~  You: whoa, what a sick person xD [09:35:10] Jorm, inspir: don't let her hear you or she'll fling her giant cheesewheel of doom at you [09:35:40] Milu  ~  You: oh no [09:35:42] Milu  ~  You: i can handle that! [09:35:51] Milu  ~  You: YOU SUCK KATHY MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [09:37:15] Jorm, inspir: who's kathy? [09:37:22] Milu  ~  You: oh [09:37:24] Milu  ~  You: i mean kerstin [09:37:33] Jorm, inspir: you mean kirstin? [09:37:51] Milu  ~  You: errr xD; yep [09:41:00] Jorm, inspir: but she's nice, she enjoys reading to the elderly, preserve the environement try to make world peace a reality, collecting stamps and having anal buttsex [09:41:41] Milu  ~  You: anal buttsex? at least one thing that seperates her from the average i'm-sooo-cute-and-friendly-and-nice-high.school-fucking-brat [09:42:25] Jorm, inspir: you'd be surprised at how many cute friendly nice highschoolbrats like anal buttsex [09:42:39] Jorm, inspir: cause they feel they stay innocent as long as their hymen is intact [09:42:51] Milu  ~  You: ewww. [09:42:54] Jorm, inspir: even if they are the biggest cumsluts on the planet [09:43:10] Milu  ~  You: the stupid idiots :D [09:43:19] Milu  ~  You: now really [09:43:29] Milu  ~  You: how can one like a dick that someone stuck into your ass?! [09:43:33] Milu  ~  You: ewwww. [09:43:51] Milu  ~  You: where does the sperm go anyway (if not into a condom), is it digested or shitted out?! [09:46:04] Milu  ~  You: awww, fuck, i was wrong, my stereo STILL sux [09:46:38] Jorm, inspir: shitted out I guess [09:46:44] Jorm, inspir: I'm not really a fan of anal [09:46:45] Milu  ~  You: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [09:46:48] Milu  ~  You: LOLOOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO [09:46:49] Milu  ~  You: L [09:47:51] Jorm, inspir: having anal sex with a girl is like being given the choice to drive to france, either in a luxury car with all the comforts, being normal sex, or a bike with 2 flat tires, being anal sex [09:48:10] Jorm, inspir: now what IDIOT is going to france on a bike with 2 flat tires? [09:48:18] Milu  ~  You: gays? [09:48:21] Milu  ~  You: errr, no [09:48:22] Milu  ~  You: ok [09:48:25] Milu  ~  You: sick people [09:48:42] Milu  ~  You: who like sticking their fucking dicks into dark places normally only seen by passing shit [09:50:11] Jorm, inspir: exactly, it just seems pretty gross to me [09:50:37] Jorm, inspir: I mean how does that work anyway? doesn't the shit get in the way? [09:50:49] Milu  ~  You: eeeer [09:50:59] Milu  ~  You: probably the dick pushes it further up or something? [09:51:22] Jorm, inspir: and what if she happens to have diarhea? [09:51:34] Milu  ~  You: EWW. [09:51:41] Milu  ~  You: so what have we learned today? [09:51:44] Milu  ~  You: ANAL SEX SUCKS [09:51:54] Milu  ~  You: dont do it [09:52:24] Jorm, inspir: remember kids, say NO to anal sex [09:53:06] Milu  ~  You: or the black man will, err, cut off your dick with and punish you with diarhea [09:54:47] Jorm, inspir: well, I thing the dick getting cut off is more of a punishment than the diarhea tho [09:55:43] Milu  ~  You: yeah [09:55:51] Milu  ~  You: though the girl can never have anal sex again then :D

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